The people have spoken, we heard them shout
The Liberals have faced an electoral rout
Justice has been done
Democracy has won
It was a laggard government, and we’ve thrown them out
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Dear Scott … can your leadership get any worse
Not ordering enough test kits is beyond perverse
You ignored the prediction
Of the rate of affliction
We’re falling like flies with this Omicron curse
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Our crisis response has been far from perfect
And now it’s time for my final verdict
The planet’s still warming
And COVID’s still swarming
Did we do all we possibly could to avert it?
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A plea to Human Kind, this is your Mother Earth
I have been Goddess of this planet from since its birth
But I’ve been damaged
Polluted and ravaged
My health is no cause for merriment nor mirth
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Welcome everyone, I extend a warm greeting
I submit my report to this Cabinet meeting
On the state of our nation
And our foreign relations
Do gather around and please take your seating
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Just climbed aboard the prime ministerial jet
Slumped deep in my seat, it’s time to reflect
Just fly me to the moon
Far away from this gloom
The last months of politics I’d rather forget
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Dear Barnaby Joyce, this is Scott your PM
We’re approaching zero hour, nine AM
Your climate obfuscation
Is causing me frustration
The train’s left the station, no more time for mayhem
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Rushing a climate deal with just five minutes to go
That Scott can take to the world summit in Glasgow
Not a moment too soon
It’s the last chance saloon
The road to Damascus with the whole world on show
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Last weekend we wound our summer clocks forward
More daylight hours to keep ourselves bored
But every day in containment
There’s political entertainment
A distraction as Melbourne’s COVID rates soared
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While still smarting from a winter of discontent
Full vaccination rates now nudge fifty percent
But the gift of normality
Still a distant reality
When we’re finally free, it’ll be heaven sent
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