Our story has become a Holmes Odyssey
Written from the heart, with raw honesty
But when will it end
We’ve gone round the bend
Our COVID lives limericked for history
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Why wasn’t this lockdown a temporary arrangement
Just time to test tracking and tracing engagement
Victoria’s Bitter
But Melbourne’s no quitter
The pariah of our nation, total estrangement
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Seven months in lockdown, now nearly November
A boring blur, nothing to remember
All day in a daze
With COVID haze
Feels like it’s been one hell of a bender
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Our COVID story has hit a twist and a bump
Corona has infected Donald J Trump
He’s no world saviour
Such reckless behaviour
Dismissed the disease as a China stunt
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