
Lockdown #5: Social Anxiety
Seven months in lockdown, now nearly November
A boring blur, nothing to remember
All day in a daze
With COVID haze
Feels like it’s been one hell of a bender
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Lockdown #4: Social Idiocracy
Our COVID story has hit a twist and a bump
Corona has infected Donald J Trump
He’s no world saviour
Such reckless behaviour
Dismissed the disease as a China stunt
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Lockdown #3: Social Deprivation
It should have been the grand final and warmer weather
But we tuned in to Dan to find out whether
We can enjoy ourselves
Like everyone else
Melbournians are at the end of their tether
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Lockdown #2: Social Meltdown
Our COVID story continues, with lockdown extended
Our Fathers’ Day ruined, our hopes upended
Dan said don’t rush it
We’ve just got to crush it
This prolonged shutdown, he has strongly defended
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Lockdown #1: Social Endurance
This is the story of a deadly pandemic
A killer virus, it wreaked global havoc
At first, they denied
We panic buyed
Just left the dying to our front-line medics
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